Post by Jack'Aran on Mar 26, 2012 2:43:57 GMT -5
(Amusing conversations on RPC)
ThejellysnakeOOC: I live in some small town in england, no easy ways to buy stuff easily around here when it comes to comics
Constantine: Amazon?
Batman: ^
Batman: -Loves Amazon.-
Constantine: I knew you and Wonder-Bra had something going on Bats.
Batman: SHUT UP!
John Stewart: Constantine, that was... pretty funny actually.
Cuckold Boy: Hello
Batman: Hello.
Cuckold Boy: Like some rp?
Batman: Nope.
Cuckold Boy: Why not?
Batman: I'm the godddamn Batman.
Cuckold Boy: Lol
Cuckold Boy: I'd love to share my girl with you
Walter Joseph Kovacs: Plus, the smallest thing Tumblr has is 250. The image has to be 200 or else it throws the profile off-whack.
Go Dokmi yanks his head back by his hair. what. no. HOLD IT. YOU CAN HOLD IT, RIGHT. NO. HOLD IT.
Gadget: Man, I adore Christian Bale. Now, I'm wondering if you'll ruin him.
Wretch: You can change the dimensions with coding, Walter.
Gadget: ^
Wretch: <img src ="" width= "" height=""> Easy peasy.
Walter Joseph Kovacs: You'll never see me play him. I'm playing him off-site.
Walter Joseph Kovacs: And thank you, Wretch.
Gadget: :D Thank goodness for small miracles, then.
Walter Joseph Kovacs: Either way, I'm sure I would do well as Bruce Wayne/Batman. Better than that pretentious prick in the DCU room, anyway.
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Wretch: :|
Gadget: I actually like that pretentious prick in the DCU room.
Wretch: ^
Parasito COULD HAVE HELD IT if she hadn't yanked his fucking hair. Convulses, scrunched up face, choking noises. . . . . sob. ; ; lo siento omg
uhm should i get you a damp rag..
Walter Joseph Kovacs: I don't. ]
Wretch: Is his peen bigger than yours? I heard that makes guys not like other guys.
Ride: Ohman.
Gadget: That was pretty obvious by the way you displayed your butthurt to the entire room.
Ride: Roguelikes, mang.
Parasito: Bootymaimed.
Wretch: Posteriorly pained.
Gadget: tushdisturbed.
The Spectre: Appearing as first whisp of green fog, that which even Fate fears slowly starts to fade into being. Towering over ten feet tall, the Vengeance of He Who is Above All appears and with a wave of his right hand cease all of Raijuniors
posterings. "You three do not belong in this world."
Kapion: We know, i ended here by accident, then these three asshats followed me.... listen we're just looking for superior fighters...
The Spectre: "You have this one chance... return to your reality.. of face the wrath of the Spectre!"
Kapion: these two*
Kapion: Finally a fight! ~Floats before the Spectre with my arms crossed.~ Come on at me!
Harley Quin: "Ha no ya can't ya know that Bats around here I bet could easily kill you. Ya know you should not under-estimate humans." Harley chuckled with a roll of her shoulders. Exhaleing she would thrust her arms back and glare at the three in annoyance, her cheeks puffed outwards with a frown for a moment a soft smile soon enough curling along the corners of her lips. Taking a couple steps backwards she'd flipped herself through the air with a backflip pressing the palms of her hands against the cement of the roof staring back down the streets as she jumped back to her feet the chaos around her not doing much to her but bringing that usual smile to her lips. "Please you can't compare, god or not!"
Raijunior: the bat is a weakling i could wipe him out with a snap of my figners
Harley Quin: "How does it feel to be told out by someone who is apparently legally insane!?"
Harley Quin: "The way you fight it does not show."
Raijunior: but harley i like that you dont have fear of me -walks to her and stands in front of her-
Harley Quin: "Course I ain't afraid of you, you are nothin to what I am use too ya know."
Raijunior: -smiles- your the 4th person ive met that doesnt have any fear of me
Raijunior: -puts my hand on her forehead-
Raijunior: -lightning shoots up my arm-
Raijunior: -the lightning doesnt hit her though i stop it at my wrist-
The Spectre: "Foolish child..." his eye glow for but the briefest of seconds, all that's needed to call upon the power needed to freeze the time around Kapion and that of the person. Raising his hand, a green field of energy surrounds him and bolts of energy strike at the boy's body, tearing slowly away at the child's very existence and removing it from ever being. At that same time, another body of the Spirit of God's Wrath appears behind Raijunior, a mere flick of his fingers turning the foolish one's
attack back on the child. "You shall die."
Raijunior: i didnt attack fool
Raijunior: -smiles-
Raijunior: and turning lightning against me make me stronger
Raijunior: -lets go of harley-
GenDemonGod: -He looks at Kapion in disbelief-
Kapion: (One thats autoing... two here is my response) ~The energy simply is abosrbed and transformed into my own. It's returned to The Spectre ten fold crushing him. He would draw his Ocarina and play a small tune, The Spectre would soon be
sucked into the Ocarina, trapped with Hiregudan, being tortured eternally.
Harley Quin: .......
GenDemonGod: -he then looks at Rai-
Harley Quin: "Ugh I think I am going in hiding..." HIdes behind Wonder Woman.
Raijunior: wonder woman?
Wonder Woman: *stands with Harley behind her, rather... unimpressed.*
GenDemonGod: Yes rai the mortal.
Raijunior: -Stuffs my hands into mmy pockets- So Wonderwoman who might you be?
Kapion: You do not know who you are messing with... child of the Martil Arts God...either way, who's up for a good fight?
Kapion: She's no mortal...
Wonder Woman: Mortal. Right. *shakes her head*
Harley Quin: "What I am just hiding from the freaks, can't ya deal with me for a minute here?"
Wonder Woman: *smiles at Harley* Yes. You are fine where you are.
GenDemonGod: -sighs- Mortal or not you are no threat, so why are you all fighting anyway?
Kapion: No mortal could have that kind of power.....~He seems a bit shocked at Wonder Woman, not knowing anyone who could simply exceed SSJ3.~ You! With the lasso and the wristbands.~He points to wonder woman~ I want to fight you!
The Spectre: (Not Auto-hitting. You fight the Spectre. Look it up kid.) "You seek to turn power against me?" chuckling, the Spirit of Vengeance remains, hovering above ground and reaching out telekinetically to snatch the instrument away from one who tried to imprison him, "I. Am. Power." At the same moment, the second body raises a hand, surrounding Raijunior with the same field as Kapion. Impenetrable by even the force of Darkseid.
Cassandra Cain: *watches Diana*
Raijunior: -looks at wonderwoman- Please do not fight Kapion he isn't what you'd expect him to be
Kapion: ~He chuckled and shook his head~ You don't know WHO i am do you? This is now the power you speak of, it comes from a different realm, not even another demension, just another realm. HAAA! ~He yelled and released his power, destroying
the force field easily~ You do not know who you are messing with.
Harley Quin: "I'm a mortal but I simply don't care."
Batman Returns
GenDemonGod: Spectre thats not going to work Raijunior is a God of lightning
Kapion: (Are you Hal Jordan, or are you the classic one?
Raijunior: meh..
The Spectre: (I never said it was lightning that I was specfically using... However... Since he is a God...)
The Spectre: (That makes it easier.)
Raijunior: This forcefield doesn't seem to even bother me -The previous lightning tiger walks over to the force field and instant transports me back outside of it-
Kapion: (Well Raijunior is the kid of the lightning God...
The Spectre: (Even easier)
Batman: (Hate to rain on anyone's parade, but you are in the DC Universe. Good luck fighting the Spectre.)
GenDemonGod: -sighs- I told you Spectre
Raijunior: besides you said it was impenetrable not unenterable
Wonder Woman: (( WB Bruce ))
Batman: And you guys aren't even RPing.
Batman: This is like...half-assed OOC / IC penis contest.
Kapion: Well that was gay sounding....
Kapion has left [DCU] Gotham, Metropolis, Gateway cities
Raijunior: Really it was
GenDemonGod: That was Gay sounding
Batman: I'm Batman. Nice to meet you.
GenDemonGod has left [DCU] Gotham, Metropolis, Gateway cities
Harley Quin: I don't like those over powered losers..
Batman: Sorry Spectre to ruin your fun
Raijunior has left [DCU] Gotham, Metropolis, Gateway cities
Cassandra Cain: ....They will be missed..dearly.
Harley Quin: Not by me...
The Spectre senses that Cassandra is attempting sarcasm. Approves of this.
Batman: -saves this conversation.-
Andronica has entered [DCU] Gotham City
Enchantress: (just going to stay to read the next post ..then I have to bounce)
Andronica sits down and masturabtes, staring at Batman the whole time. She bit her lip as she stroked her pussy. "Batman, so hawt. Hawt.HAWT." She starts to chant, getting louder and louder. She cannot take her eyes off
Batman. "OH god..OH... GOD...YES..." She cums.
Enchantress: (o.o)
Andronica: Also Batman you are a little pussy. Get a better Bruce Wayne persona you bitch.
Enchantress: *turns Andronica into a piping little mouse*
Andronica: Ok thanks bye!
Andronica: xD
Andronica has left [DCU] Gotham City
AnonMale0421: Batman, I have something I need to say to you.
AnonMale0421: *sigh*
AnonMale0421: You are a fucking whore
AnonMale0421: I can't count the number of times in the comics, tv shows, movies,
AND video games where you found love interets, you lose them one way or another
or they don't appear the next time, and THEN whenever you get another girl, you
act like she's the one, and that the other girl meant nothing.
AnonMale0421: Jesus, your fucking Batman, not James Bond
AnonMale0421: I mean, who IS your love interest now? Is it Catwoman, that Ghul
chick, who?
AnonMale0421: Ever movie, every comic, every show it's different.
AnonMale0421: Your
AnonMale0421: a
AnonMale0421: goddamn
AnonMale0421: whore.
AnonMale0421: that is all
Wonder Woman has entered [DCU] LexCorp
Batman: Hey Diana.
Wonder Woman: Hello Bruce *smiles*
Black Canary: *smiles* hello Princess.
John Stewart: Hello Diana.
Wonder Woman: Dinah, John. *smiels and nods to them*
Black Canary: *she smirks*
Batman: -Looks at Diana.- So that's what it looks like.
Run has entered [DCU] LexCorp
Wonder Woman: *blinks* What ... oh. *laughs at her typo* Oh my.
Doctor Fate: Jim Corrigan: And traded mariine tp for above Mera hydrokinesis
knightscott18: Not really above Mera, he just as a stronger body and mind..
Jim Corrigan: He's above
Jim Corrigan: Mera almost tore herself up bringing the tide in durin brightest day remember?
knightscott18: Right but like I said the power isn't greater his willpower is greater, his durability is greater, and he has been at it alot longer.
knightscott18: the ability isn't better, the force behind it is.
Jim Corrigan: Very true. Forgot about that
Jim Corrigan: And she was trained differently too
Jim Corrigan: You're right
Deathstroke: [2:21:37 PM] Aquaman: Portuguese
[2:22:04 PM] Aquaman: Citizenship does not mean Brazillian
[2:22:20 PM] Aquaman: or damn.
[2:22:21 PM] Aquaman: Nvm
[2:22:23 PM] Aquaman: Youre right
[2:22:25 PM] Aquaman: I'm wrong
[2:22:26 PM] Aquaman: xD
CassandraCain: o.0
Aquaman: Really?
Deathstroke: that is for Diana and Bruce.
Aquaman: You ass....
Batman: Wow...I think I want to save that convo, Slade.
Deathstroke: [2:19:52 PM] Doctor Fate: why is a mexican being picked for a brazilian anyway?
[2:20:09 PM] Aquaman: Because Fire isn't Brazillian?
[2:21:12 PM] Doctor Fate: Beatriz Bonilla "B.B." da Costa is Fire, a Brazilian super model turned government agent turned superhero after an accident granted her the ability to generate green flames
[2:21:31 PM] Doctor Fate: >.>
[2:21:37 PM] Aquaman: Portuguese
[2:22:04 PM] Aquaman: Citizenship does not mean Brazillian
[2:22:20 PM] Aquaman: or damn.
[2:22:21 PM] Aquaman: Nvm
[2:22:23 PM] Aquaman: Youre right
[2:22:25 PM] Aquaman: I'm wrong
[2:22:26 PM] Aquaman: xD
Donatella: I dont care if its rude. Wonder Woman is a wet blanket in my eyes
Nightwing has entered [Marvel RP] Stark/Wayne Hotsprings [DCU] at 11:07 am
Bruce Wayne: What do you mean by that?
Nightwing: Well, amalgam was bound to happen eventually XD )
Nightwing: Hello Bruce,
Bruce Wayne: Yo
Donatella: The Gods and children of Gods should be wrathful and killer. Not a goody two shoes
Nightwing: Im done with the job. Woo Woke up at 7:30 and Threw down an amp and got it all done in an hour.)
Bruce Wayne: I couldn't disagree with you more, Ms. Gorgon. God's should stay out of the way and let life and society flourish on its own. They should protect us from
harm or invasion of other Gods. You have no idea what awaits us out in the universe...I don't even, BUT I have seen forces far greater than Thor and Superman...
Donatella: Such as Galactus for example?
Bruce Wayne: Far worse...
Donatella: Well since Im not exactly anyone's favourite person right now. I shouldnt comment
Bruce Wayne: What do you mean?
Donatella: Dick knows
Bruce Wayne: Yeah but, I'm not Dick.
Donatella: Then you arent the world's greatest detective
Bruce Wayne: Never said I was.
Donatella: You did yesterday
Bruce Wayne: I think Lieutenant Columbo is the world's greatest detective, in honesty. Maybe Sherlock Holmes as well.
Bruce Wayne: Do I know you?
Donatella: Of course you do
Alastor Vidente: Bruce...
Alastor Vidente: Donatella is my half sister..
Bruce Wayne: Are you Alice?
Alastor Vidente: Making her your Sister.
Alastor Vidente: Dun dun duuuun!
Alastor Vidente: o.o
Donatella: God no Im not Alice.
Bruce Wayne: Harley?
Donatella: No
Bruce Wayne: Kam?
Alastor Vidente: Scooby Doo?
Donatella: No
Nightwing: XD
Nightwing: Loving this conversation right now. )
Bruce Wayne: Vicky, Kirsten, Jessica, or Aubrey?
Nightwing: Roobie Roobie Roo!
Donatella: None
The Punisher has entered [Marvel RP] Stark/Wayne Hotsprings [DCU] at 11:20 am
Nightwing: Ru roe raggie!
Nightwing: Ra Runnisher Is Rear
Nightwing: Hehehehee
Bruce Wayne: Selina, Jade, Felicia, Roan, or Brittany?
Bruce Wayne: Natasha?
Alastor Vidente: This reminds me of the Ted Trailer... >.>
Donatella: Right first time
Bruce Wayne: Natasha? Why would I be mad with you?
Donatella: Selina not Natasha
Bruce Wayne: Oh...
Bruce Wayne: You're Selina?
Donatella: and the others you so despise
Bruce Wayne: Ohh...-Claps hands.- I gotcha.
Bruce Wayne: /ban Donatella
Bruce Wayne: User "Donatella" has been banned.
Donatella has left [Marvel RP] Stark/Wayne Hotsprings [DCU] at 11:23 am
Nightwing: Donatella: Your boss is a dick
Nightwing: Boss?
Donatella: Bat-twat
Nightwing: Wanna know something
funny? He knew it was you before he
started guessing. I told him. He was just
fucking with you that whole time XD
Donatella: Oh well. No use crying over it
birdie
Nightwing: I sure as hell am not cryng XD
[Talking to Donatella] (PM Box)
Donatella: Now that wasnt nice
Bruce Wayne: I know...I really should've
ignored you before kicking you.
Bruce Wayne: /ignore Donatella
Bruce Wayne: Donatella has been ignored!
Sub Zero: You know what?...This isn't even close to worth my valuable time. I shall find him another time, definitely in the shadows of the night when the retards are asleep.
Bruce Wayne: -Bows before Sub Zero.-
Johnny Storm: ...Yeah, it's better to try and find him in your dreams, Iceman.
Johnny Storm: ...You WERE talking about yourself, right?
Johnny Storm: Hey, Bobby Drake. I'm talking to you, bud.
Johnny Storm: ...or is it Bobby Chan?
Johnny Storm: Jackie Drake?
Sub Zero: +_+
Sub Zero has left [DCU] Gotham City at 12:23 pm
Batman: Figured I'd go with the cosmetically more appealing name. People tend to get excited seeing Batman and Superman in the same room.
Lois Lane: I think it's just the "Superman" part people get excited over. Less chance of rabies.
Superman: Lol
Batman: "YEWHG EHTHAR DIE A HEAR-O...ORHG YEWHG LHIVE LHONG ENOUGDGH TO SEE YEWGHRLSEF BE-COME THE VHAILIN."
Aya Takashi: Dude, we have Batman, Scarecrow, Drake, Tyler The Creator, and Kanye West here. Sex Academy is the school to be at xD ]
Batman: (In honesty, I despies what you all do here.)
Gogo: Have fun?)
Nyx B Vohelio: Sucks to be you then, huh? xD)
Scarecrow: i dont do smut here. i just try to play with fear gas
Aya Takashi: *despise ]
Drake made shifty eyes.
Batman: (No...It sucks to be you all.)
Drake: >_> Wat?
Nyx B Vohelio: Actually, it's a very gracious thing to be us.
Nyx B Vohelio: And an even better thing to be me.
Nyx B Vohelio: Soo, it sucks to be you. xD Let loose, dude. Have some fun.
Batman: (...)
Aya Takashi spends most of her time on her Hetalia alt nowadays. Wonders where the damn room went~ ]
Nyx B Vohelio: In my case, my days are as such numbered. So, if you excuse me, I have friends to be happy with.
Sorceress has left Sex Academy at 8:22 pm
Drake: Batman don't let loose. He's always on the prowl, waiting for the moment went the flow of justice is disturbed. >_>
Drake: And when that time comes... he is the night.
The Black Cat: Felicia would feel her cheeks warming, filling with a light shade of crimson at his compliment. Though she blushed, she wouldn't face him for another moment, allowing her cheeks to return to normal. "Thank you, Mr.Wayne." She responded polietely to his comment, before turning to face him, with an unflustered face. "Zorro? I'd not seen it as an opera. It sounds rather cultural. My favorite, will always be the Phantom of the Opera. I know, it's abit cliche. But, cliches are cliches for a reason."
Bruce Wayne: -He nodded, expecting as much about Zorro, he was old school, hardly talked about in todays society, people were more obsessed with Iron Man, Superman, Stan Lee, and sometimes even Spiderman. It left no room for childhood heroes that Bruce grew up with such as Zorro. He grinned at her words about Phantom of the Opera, he closed his eyes as if imagining his first time witnessing the show.- "Oh yes...Phantom of the Opera...absolutely fantastic. It's a very, very good show. That's one I could probably see a few hundred times...hehe" - a gentle snicker escaped his mouth as the thought of the show amused him.
The Black Cat would smile abit more brightly, than she had from the entire night. Watching him close his eyes, she practically felt the small child that Bruce was, before the murder of his parents. Though, she didn't know that.. It was delightful to see him so happy. She already figured that he was a man of several fake smiles. The way he walked, was smooth, yet subtle. It was one of the few things that she immediately admired about this man.
Zub Sero: stop posting, you're all dead
Hutch: * nods head, eating Ruffles *
Lana Lang: (cries)
Powerman: go back being dead
Zub Sero: (dead mothertrucker)
Lana Lang: (Y.Y)
Zub Sero: ((and by that i mean motherfucker))
Batman: (-Re-creates the universe.-)
Zub Sero: (FUCK YOU BATMAN THOSE AREN'T YOUR POWERS GODMODDER)
Lord Darkseid: ( You two are kindof cheapening this.)
Batman: (Exactly. Do you really want to RP with a God modder?)
Powerman: *looks at Batman Playing God*
Powerman: sure
Batman: (And actually...-Presents Green Lantern Ring.-)
Zub Sero: (I'm not a godmkodder, i'm just playing as my character)
Batman: (Oh well. Deal with it.)
Zub Sero: (Batman, you're being a dick)
Hutch: ( Summons all the Spiral Engergy in the universe, obliterates the laws of time and space, creates enough energy to cause a black hole within his own being, all energy, logic, and reality is sucked into one point
exploding re-causing the big band ... also drills, the end, *everyone's dead* )
Batman: (Oh and...because I'm said apparent god modder...Your profile isn't filled out therefore, you're not a character at all.)
Zub Sero: (I'm never buying any of your games again)
Powerman: Im Powerman
Powerman: The ultimate being on this site
Powerman: Batman
Hutch: /\ That'
Powerman: right nowyou dont exist
Zub Sero: ^this
Powerman: I only make you think you do
Powerman: ike right now
Powerman: so dont get mad
Powerman: it's not even real
Hutch: I'm not gonna lie, this is pretty true.
Batman: (Hmm....I could call Thor...and he won't be happy.)
Hutch: We already whupped him.
Batman: (And then...You have Superman, Thor, and a God modding Batman against you.)
Hutch: Like a ...
Hutch: B-
Powerman: sure
Powerman: think what you want
Hutch: -ully, the bully he is.
Hutch: * poker face *
Powerman: let yourself be in a happy place
Powerman: doesnt matter
Powerman: I stil control you
Powerman: still*
Thor Odinson has entered [DCU] Gotham City at 10:16 pm
Alchemist has left [DCU] Gotham City at 10:16 pm
Hutch has left [DCU] Gotham City at 10:16 pm
Powerman has left [DCU] Gotham City at 10:16 pm
Zub Sero has left [DCU] Gotham City at 10:16 pm
Thor Odinson has left [DCU] Gotham City at 10:16 pm
Thor Odinson has entered [DCU] Gotham City at 10:17 pm
Thor Odinson: Better yet.
Batman: (You're a Gentlemen and a Scholar, good sir.)
Thor Odinson has left [DCU] Gotham City at 10:17 pm
Batman: (AKJFGHSKFGAHSLFKHFASKLHFA)
Batman: (My friend and I are debating the 3 symbiots from Spider man vs Batman.)
Batman: (We've been arguing this for the past like 3 months.)
Batman: (And he finally called me out on it to a D-20 dice roll)
Batman: (He rolled a 19....I rolled a 20)
Helspont: Even your greatest heroes cannot face the evils that exist beyond your understanding."
Batman: Do you honestly believe that?
Helspont: Ofcourse I do. All of the heroes of your planet would fall at the same time against the might of Helspont, and I am not blowing smoke, First I would crush the trinity, then the rest would follow.
Batman: That doesn't mean it's justified or right.
Batman: Helspont...You forget...
Batman: ...We have a hulk...
Jonn: Women have ways of... complicating the world of black and white.
Batman: I couldn't imagine Selina hearing of my death. The very thought-....
Jonn: Death is a part of life. All things that have beginnings have ends.
Jonn: The Mantle that you hold must sooner or later, be passed down.
Batman: Yes. Until then. I fight.
Jonn: Then there is no hope.
Jonn: -goes to raid some oreo's-
Batman: I'm here to help others. The less pain I can cause to someone, the further I progress my objective.
Jonn: an odd choice of words considering your methods and profession.
Jonn: you live off of causing pain to others.
Jonn: You seek to lessen those your close to those you do not care for.
Batman: That pain on one person prevents the death of others.
Jonn: Only on a certain path.
Jonn: All sucum though.
Batman: No. Not me.
Batman: How would you feel...if you were to cause the death of your entire species?
Jonn: what makes you think that I was not?
Jonn: these are matters of perspective. And in War.
Jonn: Nothing is civil.
Batman: J'onn, you're a good man. If the burden of killing your entire race was your fault. It would show.
Jonn: Ah.
Batman: Much worse than it does in me.
Jonn: But pig headed and stuborness is a trait we share my friend.
Jonn: The Martians had the means. All along to leave.
Batman: pig headed isn't quite the term I would use.
Jonn: the terminology is correct is it not?
Batman: Determination.
Jonn: when the war came down to it's end where there were fewer than a thousand.
Jonn: The final confrtontation where we locked away the white ones. Those numbers dwindled to me.
Jonn: There were thoughts to leave, undoubtedly. Quickly quashed by the commander.
Jonn: Determination to fight for our home doomed our race.
Jonn: Can these things really be considered victory at such a price?
Batman: No.
Batman: My determination isn't fatal. My determination is to stay true to my cause regardless of the cost it is to me.
Jonn: When the commander was killed in the first wave. I was in charge.
Batman: It's impossible to have a relationship with someone if you cannot commit to the other person.
Jonn: and how do you know this?
Jonn: diferences in ideals? Perspectives? Traits? Hobbies?
Jonn: Whose to say that being alone in the Batmobile cannot change such things?
Batman: It's simple. Successful relationships require two people in an agreement and willingness to recognize each other.
Dr Harleen Quinzel hugs Bats from bheind and giggles
Batman: Be there when they need each other.
Batman: ...
Jonn: and your saying that you cannot?
Batman: -is hugged from behind.-
Jonn: becuase you have the means.
Batman: I can't.
Jonn: Then when you fall, I shall have to contact Shayera to catch you.
Jonn: now time for lunhch and chores.
Batman: -Smiles- I wouldn't want to burden her. If I don't want Nightwing or Robin there, I wouldn't want Shayera there.
Batman: (Smiels^)
Jonn: What if she wants the burden? That causes things to be different.
Batman: No. It doesn't.
Batman: As I stated. The only one I want there, is Kal.
Batman: My funeral is when you're all welcome.
Batman: When I fall, it will be in battle the emotional drain will turn the tide of battle against us. Kal would be the only one able to press on and get the job done.
Batman: Unless. No one except him knew I was done.
Welcome! You have entered at 1:51 am
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SkywardTriforce: The young female was wondering through the empty streets. Sheets of rain beating down on her. The female shivered, her pearly whites chattering, as she walked. Shelter, she needed shelter. She thought,
as she kept walking. Her eyes landing upon a massive building. The silver hues of her eyes widening as she walked up to the door, clenching her fist and tapping on the door quietly.
SkywardTriforce: ((I have posted. If any of you would like me to repost since you just entered. Just ask. ^^))
ivorykimber: (Pleas repost. :) Thank you.)
SkywardTriforce: The young female was wondering through the empty streets. Sheets of rain beating down on her. The female shivered, her pearly
whites chattering, as she walked. Shelter, she needed shelter. She thought, as she kept walking. Her eyes landing upon a massive building The silver hues of her eyes widening as she walked up to the door, clenching her fist
and tapping on the door quietly.
High Priest Julius: If Misaki posts, I'll be all over that.
icelady: well im bored :/
High Priest Julius: Sorry, just not into you.
icelady: i wasn't specificly talking to you, but anyway
High Priest Julius: Anybody?
ivorykimber: Anybody what?
High Priest Julius: Oh well.
Superman has entered A Wrong Turn (Rape RP) at 1:52 am
Batman: (So...lets get a group RP going...)
Batman: (I'll play a victim if you want...)
Superman: (Yeah. I can be stuck in a room with Kryptonite and dying slowly.)
Loverforyaoi: I wanna be the victim )
Batman: (Oh, okay. So we have a victim. Anyone wanna step up and be the attacker?)
Tommy Duran has left A Wrong Turn (Rape RP) at 2:00 am
Batman: (Guess he got tired.)
Batman: (So Julius, Kimber, either of you gonna play the attacker?)
Superman: (I'm sure that's what it is.)
ivorykimber: (Im not really into that role, sorry)
Princess Jasmine: Hello
Batman: Hello, Princess.
Princess Jasmine: You are playing a herm ?
Batman: No.
Batman: I'm Batman.
Ultimate Valkyrie: Oh, and I had a little bit of a revalation last night while thinking over our discussion. Bill Gates. A man who has used over half of his net worth, roughly 36 billion dollars, in charities that vary from helping children, to education, to... damn near anything. He's an open atheist. But I mean, Bill Gates, he's made such a little contribution to technology, so you probably haven't ever forked over money in support of him before.
Ultimate Valkyrie: It was just one of those things I had let phase my mind.
Ultimate Valkyrie: Anywho. Carry on.
Batman: Bill Gates can write that 36 billion as a tax right off. He doesn't do it out of good, he does it out of self preservation.
Batman: write off^
Ultimate Valkyrie: Haha, if you say so.
Batman: I know so.
Batman: Do you think Warren Buffet gets by simply because he's rich? No. He gets by because he 1. Doesn't pay his taxes. 2. He uses loop holes in the system such as "Donations" to receive tax returns and deductions.
Ultimate Valkyrie: Warren Buffet gets by because of the Regan-esque tax cuts directed at people of his wealth.
Batman: And he doesn't pay his taxes
Ultimate Valkyrie: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffett_Rule
Batman: He's backed up since 2002
Batman: www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/29/warren-buffett-taxes-berkshire-hathaway_n_941099.html
Ultimate Valkyrie: I didn't know you read Huff Post. I thought that was just a liberal thing.
Batman: -shrug-
Batman: If I gave you Foxnews, you wouldn't believe it
Batman: But, they both reported same issue.
Ultimate Valkyrie: Good point
Batman: So...Tell me how does it work...
Batman: that a guy who doesn't pay his taxes...decides to tell us how we use pay our taxes?
Batman: we should pay our taxes?^
Ultimate Valkyrie: Actually, Berkshire Hathaway isn't his name. That's the businesses name, if you didn't know.
Batman: ...
Ultimate Valkyrie: Just making sure.
Batman: You do know....Since 2002....Bush made it mandatory that CEO's are responsible for the treasury reports of businesses....right?
Batman: Not just because it's a good business practice, because it's accountability to someone who should know
what's going on and how the company is functioning.
Batman: Buffett is like a typical liberal who uses double standards. Everyone else should pay higher taxes while he
doesn't have to.
Ultimate Valkyrie: Lolol, no please. Do tell how much taxes you forked over last year.
Batman: I could probably tell you what my parents did.
Batman: But see....
Ultimate Valkyrie: Nope.
Ultimate Valkyrie: Not parents. You.
Ultimate Valkyrie: Sure, i'm sure you've got student loans (as do I.)
Batman: Some 40% of our country pays for 71% of the taxes in our country.
Batman: Nope. I don't.
Ultimate Valkyrie: Scholarships and grants? That's awesome.
Ultimate Valkyrie: Not everyone is as lucky.
Batman: Nope
Batman: Actually, I might get some scholarships this year...
Batman: may
Batman: maybe
Ultimate Valkyrie: But my point is, I don't like to be slandered. I do work my ass of. Shit, I've worked 32+ hours in the
past 3 days. So I, in turn, pay my fair share of taxes.
Ultimate Valkyrie: While going to college. So having someone who doesn't tell me what kind of person I am for not paying mine?
Ultimate Valkyrie: It's a little frustrating.
Batman: No. You're just a pawn
Batman: you're a tool
Batman: You buy into their double standard, class warfare shit
Ultimate Valkyrie: I'm a pawn? A tool for who? A tool for compassion and understanding? For knowing that people
struggle constantly? With all do respect, fuck you.
Batman: Compassion by taking money from someone who was successful and supporting jobs and handing it (Give it away) to people who don't run a business, who don't create jobs, who don't do ANYTHING to support society.
Batman: Understanding....You think a country can survive by people being given money from the government....
Batman: Obama says "Small business is important for American's future." but then he passes a mandatory healthcare
bill that will effectively kill Small jobs because they won't be able to afford it
Batman: He says one thing but does something else. That's what liberals do
Doctor Fate: example: Zod attacks a city, Superman goes to fight him. Zod can't physically beat Superman, he burns the city to the ground before Superman can stop him. He is broken, beaten and sent back to the phantom zone...who wins in the long run.
Batman: Zod. Because Superman feels that he had failed
Batman: but, he'll be optimistic that Zod is dealt with
Doctor Fate: exactly.
Batman: You know...
Batman: We're a classic example of Batman talking to Batman
Doctor Fate: yeah we are, two different Universes speaking with each other.
Doctor Fate: we don't agree on everything, but to the core we are alike.
The Icecream Man: -Kicks in the door!- MR.Wayne!
Bruce Wayne: Huh?
The Icecream Man: -Points-
The Icecream Man: -Leaves-
Bruce Wayne: ....
The Icecream Man: Next time....you...
Bruce Wayne: Sorry if I slept with your supermodel girlfriend...
The Icecream Man: I loved her T_T!
Bruce Wayne: Well, it'll please you to know....nothing happened.
Bruce Wayne: She passed out before we could do anything.
Bruce Wayne: Not even foreplay...
The Icecream Man: YOu bastard, you slept with her!
Bruce Wayne: No. Actually I played on the computer while she slept.
The Icecream Man: -Flips a table at him!- GET SOMMEE!
Bruce Wayne: Being a CEO, I had accounting papers and such to deal with
Bruce Wayne: -Strikes the table to dodge it.- Whoa.
Bruce Wayne: (strafes^)
The Icecream Man: Hehe...that is real cute...
Bruce Wayne: O.o
Bruce Wayne: Are you going to shout that it's "wrong?"
The Icecream Man: Oh my god, I wish I was...
ThejellysnakeOOC: I live in some small town in england, no easy ways to buy stuff easily around here when it comes to comics
Constantine: Amazon?
Batman: ^
Batman: -Loves Amazon.-
Constantine: I knew you and Wonder-Bra had something going on Bats.
Batman: SHUT UP!
John Stewart: Constantine, that was... pretty funny actually.
Cuckold Boy: Hello
Batman: Hello.
Cuckold Boy: Like some rp?
Batman: Nope.
Cuckold Boy: Why not?
Batman: I'm the godddamn Batman.
Cuckold Boy: Lol
Cuckold Boy: I'd love to share my girl with you
Walter Joseph Kovacs: Plus, the smallest thing Tumblr has is 250. The image has to be 200 or else it throws the profile off-whack.
Go Dokmi yanks his head back by his hair. what. no. HOLD IT. YOU CAN HOLD IT, RIGHT. NO. HOLD IT.
Gadget: Man, I adore Christian Bale. Now, I'm wondering if you'll ruin him.
Wretch: You can change the dimensions with coding, Walter.
Gadget: ^
Wretch: <img src ="" width= "" height=""> Easy peasy.
Walter Joseph Kovacs: You'll never see me play him. I'm playing him off-site.
Walter Joseph Kovacs: And thank you, Wretch.
Gadget: :D Thank goodness for small miracles, then.
Walter Joseph Kovacs: Either way, I'm sure I would do well as Bruce Wayne/Batman. Better than that pretentious prick in the DCU room, anyway.
]
Wretch: :|
Gadget: I actually like that pretentious prick in the DCU room.
Wretch: ^
Parasito COULD HAVE HELD IT if she hadn't yanked his fucking hair. Convulses, scrunched up face, choking noises. . . . . sob. ; ; lo siento omg
uhm should i get you a damp rag..
Walter Joseph Kovacs: I don't. ]
Wretch: Is his peen bigger than yours? I heard that makes guys not like other guys.
Ride: Ohman.
Gadget: That was pretty obvious by the way you displayed your butthurt to the entire room.
Ride: Roguelikes, mang.
Parasito: Bootymaimed.
Wretch: Posteriorly pained.
Gadget: tushdisturbed.
The Spectre: Appearing as first whisp of green fog, that which even Fate fears slowly starts to fade into being. Towering over ten feet tall, the Vengeance of He Who is Above All appears and with a wave of his right hand cease all of Raijuniors
posterings. "You three do not belong in this world."
Kapion: We know, i ended here by accident, then these three asshats followed me.... listen we're just looking for superior fighters...
The Spectre: "You have this one chance... return to your reality.. of face the wrath of the Spectre!"
Kapion: these two*
Kapion: Finally a fight! ~Floats before the Spectre with my arms crossed.~ Come on at me!
Harley Quin: "Ha no ya can't ya know that Bats around here I bet could easily kill you. Ya know you should not under-estimate humans." Harley chuckled with a roll of her shoulders. Exhaleing she would thrust her arms back and glare at the three in annoyance, her cheeks puffed outwards with a frown for a moment a soft smile soon enough curling along the corners of her lips. Taking a couple steps backwards she'd flipped herself through the air with a backflip pressing the palms of her hands against the cement of the roof staring back down the streets as she jumped back to her feet the chaos around her not doing much to her but bringing that usual smile to her lips. "Please you can't compare, god or not!"
Raijunior: the bat is a weakling i could wipe him out with a snap of my figners
Harley Quin: "How does it feel to be told out by someone who is apparently legally insane!?"
Harley Quin: "The way you fight it does not show."
Raijunior: but harley i like that you dont have fear of me -walks to her and stands in front of her-
Harley Quin: "Course I ain't afraid of you, you are nothin to what I am use too ya know."
Raijunior: -smiles- your the 4th person ive met that doesnt have any fear of me
Raijunior: -puts my hand on her forehead-
Raijunior: -lightning shoots up my arm-
Raijunior: -the lightning doesnt hit her though i stop it at my wrist-
The Spectre: "Foolish child..." his eye glow for but the briefest of seconds, all that's needed to call upon the power needed to freeze the time around Kapion and that of the person. Raising his hand, a green field of energy surrounds him and bolts of energy strike at the boy's body, tearing slowly away at the child's very existence and removing it from ever being. At that same time, another body of the Spirit of God's Wrath appears behind Raijunior, a mere flick of his fingers turning the foolish one's
attack back on the child. "You shall die."
Raijunior: i didnt attack fool
Raijunior: -smiles-
Raijunior: and turning lightning against me make me stronger
Raijunior: -lets go of harley-
GenDemonGod: -He looks at Kapion in disbelief-
Kapion: (One thats autoing... two here is my response) ~The energy simply is abosrbed and transformed into my own. It's returned to The Spectre ten fold crushing him. He would draw his Ocarina and play a small tune, The Spectre would soon be
sucked into the Ocarina, trapped with Hiregudan, being tortured eternally.
Harley Quin: .......
GenDemonGod: -he then looks at Rai-
Harley Quin: "Ugh I think I am going in hiding..." HIdes behind Wonder Woman.
Raijunior: wonder woman?
Wonder Woman: *stands with Harley behind her, rather... unimpressed.*
GenDemonGod: Yes rai the mortal.
Raijunior: -Stuffs my hands into mmy pockets- So Wonderwoman who might you be?
Kapion: You do not know who you are messing with... child of the Martil Arts God...either way, who's up for a good fight?
Kapion: She's no mortal...
Wonder Woman: Mortal. Right. *shakes her head*
Harley Quin: "What I am just hiding from the freaks, can't ya deal with me for a minute here?"
Wonder Woman: *smiles at Harley* Yes. You are fine where you are.
GenDemonGod: -sighs- Mortal or not you are no threat, so why are you all fighting anyway?
Kapion: No mortal could have that kind of power.....~He seems a bit shocked at Wonder Woman, not knowing anyone who could simply exceed SSJ3.~ You! With the lasso and the wristbands.~He points to wonder woman~ I want to fight you!
The Spectre: (Not Auto-hitting. You fight the Spectre. Look it up kid.) "You seek to turn power against me?" chuckling, the Spirit of Vengeance remains, hovering above ground and reaching out telekinetically to snatch the instrument away from one who tried to imprison him, "I. Am. Power." At the same moment, the second body raises a hand, surrounding Raijunior with the same field as Kapion. Impenetrable by even the force of Darkseid.
Cassandra Cain: *watches Diana*
Raijunior: -looks at wonderwoman- Please do not fight Kapion he isn't what you'd expect him to be
Kapion: ~He chuckled and shook his head~ You don't know WHO i am do you? This is now the power you speak of, it comes from a different realm, not even another demension, just another realm. HAAA! ~He yelled and released his power, destroying
the force field easily~ You do not know who you are messing with.
Harley Quin: "I'm a mortal but I simply don't care."
Batman Returns
GenDemonGod: Spectre thats not going to work Raijunior is a God of lightning
Kapion: (Are you Hal Jordan, or are you the classic one?
Raijunior: meh..
The Spectre: (I never said it was lightning that I was specfically using... However... Since he is a God...)
The Spectre: (That makes it easier.)
Raijunior: This forcefield doesn't seem to even bother me -The previous lightning tiger walks over to the force field and instant transports me back outside of it-
Kapion: (Well Raijunior is the kid of the lightning God...
The Spectre: (Even easier)
Batman: (Hate to rain on anyone's parade, but you are in the DC Universe. Good luck fighting the Spectre.)
GenDemonGod: -sighs- I told you Spectre
Raijunior: besides you said it was impenetrable not unenterable
Wonder Woman: (( WB Bruce ))
Batman: And you guys aren't even RPing.
Batman: This is like...half-assed OOC / IC penis contest.
Kapion: Well that was gay sounding....
Kapion has left [DCU] Gotham, Metropolis, Gateway cities
Raijunior: Really it was
GenDemonGod: That was Gay sounding
Batman: I'm Batman. Nice to meet you.
GenDemonGod has left [DCU] Gotham, Metropolis, Gateway cities
Harley Quin: I don't like those over powered losers..
Batman: Sorry Spectre to ruin your fun
Raijunior has left [DCU] Gotham, Metropolis, Gateway cities
Cassandra Cain: ....They will be missed..dearly.
Harley Quin: Not by me...
The Spectre senses that Cassandra is attempting sarcasm. Approves of this.
Batman: -saves this conversation.-
Andronica has entered [DCU] Gotham City
Enchantress: (just going to stay to read the next post ..then I have to bounce)
Andronica sits down and masturabtes, staring at Batman the whole time. She bit her lip as she stroked her pussy. "Batman, so hawt. Hawt.HAWT." She starts to chant, getting louder and louder. She cannot take her eyes off
Batman. "OH god..OH... GOD...YES..." She cums.
Enchantress: (o.o)
Andronica: Also Batman you are a little pussy. Get a better Bruce Wayne persona you bitch.
Enchantress: *turns Andronica into a piping little mouse*
Andronica: Ok thanks bye!
Andronica: xD
Andronica has left [DCU] Gotham City
AnonMale0421: Batman, I have something I need to say to you.
AnonMale0421: *sigh*
AnonMale0421: You are a fucking whore
AnonMale0421: I can't count the number of times in the comics, tv shows, movies,
AND video games where you found love interets, you lose them one way or another
or they don't appear the next time, and THEN whenever you get another girl, you
act like she's the one, and that the other girl meant nothing.
AnonMale0421: Jesus, your fucking Batman, not James Bond
AnonMale0421: I mean, who IS your love interest now? Is it Catwoman, that Ghul
chick, who?
AnonMale0421: Ever movie, every comic, every show it's different.
AnonMale0421: Your
AnonMale0421: a
AnonMale0421: goddamn
AnonMale0421: whore.
AnonMale0421: that is all
Wonder Woman has entered [DCU] LexCorp
Batman: Hey Diana.
Wonder Woman: Hello Bruce *smiles*
Black Canary: *smiles* hello Princess.
John Stewart: Hello Diana.
Wonder Woman: Dinah, John. *smiels and nods to them*
Black Canary: *she smirks*
Batman: -Looks at Diana.- So that's what it looks like.
Run has entered [DCU] LexCorp
Wonder Woman: *blinks* What ... oh. *laughs at her typo* Oh my.
Doctor Fate: Jim Corrigan: And traded mariine tp for above Mera hydrokinesis
knightscott18: Not really above Mera, he just as a stronger body and mind..
Jim Corrigan: He's above
Jim Corrigan: Mera almost tore herself up bringing the tide in durin brightest day remember?
knightscott18: Right but like I said the power isn't greater his willpower is greater, his durability is greater, and he has been at it alot longer.
knightscott18: the ability isn't better, the force behind it is.
Jim Corrigan: Very true. Forgot about that
Jim Corrigan: And she was trained differently too
Jim Corrigan: You're right
Deathstroke: [2:21:37 PM] Aquaman: Portuguese
[2:22:04 PM] Aquaman: Citizenship does not mean Brazillian
[2:22:20 PM] Aquaman: or damn.
[2:22:21 PM] Aquaman: Nvm
[2:22:23 PM] Aquaman: Youre right
[2:22:25 PM] Aquaman: I'm wrong
[2:22:26 PM] Aquaman: xD
CassandraCain: o.0
Aquaman: Really?
Deathstroke: that is for Diana and Bruce.
Aquaman: You ass....
Batman: Wow...I think I want to save that convo, Slade.
Deathstroke: [2:19:52 PM] Doctor Fate: why is a mexican being picked for a brazilian anyway?
[2:20:09 PM] Aquaman: Because Fire isn't Brazillian?
[2:21:12 PM] Doctor Fate: Beatriz Bonilla "B.B." da Costa is Fire, a Brazilian super model turned government agent turned superhero after an accident granted her the ability to generate green flames
[2:21:31 PM] Doctor Fate: >.>
[2:21:37 PM] Aquaman: Portuguese
[2:22:04 PM] Aquaman: Citizenship does not mean Brazillian
[2:22:20 PM] Aquaman: or damn.
[2:22:21 PM] Aquaman: Nvm
[2:22:23 PM] Aquaman: Youre right
[2:22:25 PM] Aquaman: I'm wrong
[2:22:26 PM] Aquaman: xD
Donatella: I dont care if its rude. Wonder Woman is a wet blanket in my eyes
Nightwing has entered [Marvel RP] Stark/Wayne Hotsprings [DCU] at 11:07 am
Bruce Wayne: What do you mean by that?
Nightwing: Well, amalgam was bound to happen eventually XD )
Nightwing: Hello Bruce,
Bruce Wayne: Yo
Donatella: The Gods and children of Gods should be wrathful and killer. Not a goody two shoes
Nightwing: Im done with the job. Woo Woke up at 7:30 and Threw down an amp and got it all done in an hour.)
Bruce Wayne: I couldn't disagree with you more, Ms. Gorgon. God's should stay out of the way and let life and society flourish on its own. They should protect us from
harm or invasion of other Gods. You have no idea what awaits us out in the universe...I don't even, BUT I have seen forces far greater than Thor and Superman...
Donatella: Such as Galactus for example?
Bruce Wayne: Far worse...
Donatella: Well since Im not exactly anyone's favourite person right now. I shouldnt comment
Bruce Wayne: What do you mean?
Donatella: Dick knows
Bruce Wayne: Yeah but, I'm not Dick.
Donatella: Then you arent the world's greatest detective
Bruce Wayne: Never said I was.
Donatella: You did yesterday
Bruce Wayne: I think Lieutenant Columbo is the world's greatest detective, in honesty. Maybe Sherlock Holmes as well.
Bruce Wayne: Do I know you?
Donatella: Of course you do
Alastor Vidente: Bruce...
Alastor Vidente: Donatella is my half sister..
Bruce Wayne: Are you Alice?
Alastor Vidente: Making her your Sister.
Alastor Vidente: Dun dun duuuun!
Alastor Vidente: o.o
Donatella: God no Im not Alice.
Bruce Wayne: Harley?
Donatella: No
Bruce Wayne: Kam?
Alastor Vidente: Scooby Doo?
Donatella: No
Nightwing: XD
Nightwing: Loving this conversation right now. )
Bruce Wayne: Vicky, Kirsten, Jessica, or Aubrey?
Nightwing: Roobie Roobie Roo!
Donatella: None
The Punisher has entered [Marvel RP] Stark/Wayne Hotsprings [DCU] at 11:20 am
Nightwing: Ru roe raggie!
Nightwing: Ra Runnisher Is Rear
Nightwing: Hehehehee
Bruce Wayne: Selina, Jade, Felicia, Roan, or Brittany?
Bruce Wayne: Natasha?
Alastor Vidente: This reminds me of the Ted Trailer... >.>
Donatella: Right first time
Bruce Wayne: Natasha? Why would I be mad with you?
Donatella: Selina not Natasha
Bruce Wayne: Oh...
Bruce Wayne: You're Selina?
Donatella: and the others you so despise
Bruce Wayne: Ohh...-Claps hands.- I gotcha.
Bruce Wayne: /ban Donatella
Bruce Wayne: User "Donatella" has been banned.
Donatella has left [Marvel RP] Stark/Wayne Hotsprings [DCU] at 11:23 am
Nightwing: Donatella: Your boss is a dick
Nightwing: Boss?
Donatella: Bat-twat
Nightwing: Wanna know something
funny? He knew it was you before he
started guessing. I told him. He was just
fucking with you that whole time XD
Donatella: Oh well. No use crying over it
birdie
Nightwing: I sure as hell am not cryng XD
[Talking to Donatella] (PM Box)
Donatella: Now that wasnt nice
Bruce Wayne: I know...I really should've
ignored you before kicking you.
Bruce Wayne: /ignore Donatella
Bruce Wayne: Donatella has been ignored!
Sub Zero: You know what?...This isn't even close to worth my valuable time. I shall find him another time, definitely in the shadows of the night when the retards are asleep.
Bruce Wayne: -Bows before Sub Zero.-
Johnny Storm: ...Yeah, it's better to try and find him in your dreams, Iceman.
Johnny Storm: ...You WERE talking about yourself, right?
Johnny Storm: Hey, Bobby Drake. I'm talking to you, bud.
Johnny Storm: ...or is it Bobby Chan?
Johnny Storm: Jackie Drake?
Sub Zero: +_+
Sub Zero has left [DCU] Gotham City at 12:23 pm
Batman: Figured I'd go with the cosmetically more appealing name. People tend to get excited seeing Batman and Superman in the same room.
Lois Lane: I think it's just the "Superman" part people get excited over. Less chance of rabies.
Superman: Lol
Batman: "YEWHG EHTHAR DIE A HEAR-O...ORHG YEWHG LHIVE LHONG ENOUGDGH TO SEE YEWGHRLSEF BE-COME THE VHAILIN."
Aya Takashi: Dude, we have Batman, Scarecrow, Drake, Tyler The Creator, and Kanye West here. Sex Academy is the school to be at xD ]
Batman: (In honesty, I despies what you all do here.)
Gogo: Have fun?)
Nyx B Vohelio: Sucks to be you then, huh? xD)
Scarecrow: i dont do smut here. i just try to play with fear gas
Aya Takashi: *despise ]
Drake made shifty eyes.
Batman: (No...It sucks to be you all.)
Drake: >_> Wat?
Nyx B Vohelio: Actually, it's a very gracious thing to be us.
Nyx B Vohelio: And an even better thing to be me.
Nyx B Vohelio: Soo, it sucks to be you. xD Let loose, dude. Have some fun.
Batman: (...)
Aya Takashi spends most of her time on her Hetalia alt nowadays. Wonders where the damn room went~ ]
Nyx B Vohelio: In my case, my days are as such numbered. So, if you excuse me, I have friends to be happy with.
Sorceress has left Sex Academy at 8:22 pm
Drake: Batman don't let loose. He's always on the prowl, waiting for the moment went the flow of justice is disturbed. >_>
Drake: And when that time comes... he is the night.
The Black Cat: Felicia would feel her cheeks warming, filling with a light shade of crimson at his compliment. Though she blushed, she wouldn't face him for another moment, allowing her cheeks to return to normal. "Thank you, Mr.Wayne." She responded polietely to his comment, before turning to face him, with an unflustered face. "Zorro? I'd not seen it as an opera. It sounds rather cultural. My favorite, will always be the Phantom of the Opera. I know, it's abit cliche. But, cliches are cliches for a reason."
Bruce Wayne: -He nodded, expecting as much about Zorro, he was old school, hardly talked about in todays society, people were more obsessed with Iron Man, Superman, Stan Lee, and sometimes even Spiderman. It left no room for childhood heroes that Bruce grew up with such as Zorro. He grinned at her words about Phantom of the Opera, he closed his eyes as if imagining his first time witnessing the show.- "Oh yes...Phantom of the Opera...absolutely fantastic. It's a very, very good show. That's one I could probably see a few hundred times...hehe" - a gentle snicker escaped his mouth as the thought of the show amused him.
The Black Cat would smile abit more brightly, than she had from the entire night. Watching him close his eyes, she practically felt the small child that Bruce was, before the murder of his parents. Though, she didn't know that.. It was delightful to see him so happy. She already figured that he was a man of several fake smiles. The way he walked, was smooth, yet subtle. It was one of the few things that she immediately admired about this man.
Zub Sero: stop posting, you're all dead
Hutch: * nods head, eating Ruffles *
Lana Lang: (cries)
Powerman: go back being dead
Zub Sero: (dead mothertrucker)
Lana Lang: (Y.Y)
Zub Sero: ((and by that i mean motherfucker))
Batman: (-Re-creates the universe.-)
Zub Sero: (FUCK YOU BATMAN THOSE AREN'T YOUR POWERS GODMODDER)
Lord Darkseid: ( You two are kindof cheapening this.)
Batman: (Exactly. Do you really want to RP with a God modder?)
Powerman: *looks at Batman Playing God*
Powerman: sure
Batman: (And actually...-Presents Green Lantern Ring.-)
Zub Sero: (I'm not a godmkodder, i'm just playing as my character)
Batman: (Oh well. Deal with it.)
Zub Sero: (Batman, you're being a dick)
Hutch: ( Summons all the Spiral Engergy in the universe, obliterates the laws of time and space, creates enough energy to cause a black hole within his own being, all energy, logic, and reality is sucked into one point
exploding re-causing the big band ... also drills, the end, *everyone's dead* )
Batman: (Oh and...because I'm said apparent god modder...Your profile isn't filled out therefore, you're not a character at all.)
Zub Sero: (I'm never buying any of your games again)
Powerman: Im Powerman
Powerman: The ultimate being on this site
Powerman: Batman
Hutch: /\ That'
Powerman: right nowyou dont exist
Zub Sero: ^this
Powerman: I only make you think you do
Powerman: ike right now
Powerman: so dont get mad
Powerman: it's not even real
Hutch: I'm not gonna lie, this is pretty true.
Batman: (Hmm....I could call Thor...and he won't be happy.)
Hutch: We already whupped him.
Batman: (And then...You have Superman, Thor, and a God modding Batman against you.)
Hutch: Like a ...
Hutch: B-
Powerman: sure
Powerman: think what you want
Hutch: -ully, the bully he is.
Hutch: * poker face *
Powerman: let yourself be in a happy place
Powerman: doesnt matter
Powerman: I stil control you
Powerman: still*
Thor Odinson has entered [DCU] Gotham City at 10:16 pm
Alchemist has left [DCU] Gotham City at 10:16 pm
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Thor Odinson: Better yet.
Batman: (You're a Gentlemen and a Scholar, good sir.)
Thor Odinson has left [DCU] Gotham City at 10:17 pm
Batman: (AKJFGHSKFGAHSLFKHFASKLHFA)
Batman: (My friend and I are debating the 3 symbiots from Spider man vs Batman.)
Batman: (We've been arguing this for the past like 3 months.)
Batman: (And he finally called me out on it to a D-20 dice roll)
Batman: (He rolled a 19....I rolled a 20)
Helspont: Even your greatest heroes cannot face the evils that exist beyond your understanding."
Batman: Do you honestly believe that?
Helspont: Ofcourse I do. All of the heroes of your planet would fall at the same time against the might of Helspont, and I am not blowing smoke, First I would crush the trinity, then the rest would follow.
Batman: That doesn't mean it's justified or right.
Batman: Helspont...You forget...
Batman: ...We have a hulk...
Jonn: Women have ways of... complicating the world of black and white.
Batman: I couldn't imagine Selina hearing of my death. The very thought-....
Jonn: Death is a part of life. All things that have beginnings have ends.
Jonn: The Mantle that you hold must sooner or later, be passed down.
Batman: Yes. Until then. I fight.
Jonn: Then there is no hope.
Jonn: -goes to raid some oreo's-
Batman: I'm here to help others. The less pain I can cause to someone, the further I progress my objective.
Jonn: an odd choice of words considering your methods and profession.
Jonn: you live off of causing pain to others.
Jonn: You seek to lessen those your close to those you do not care for.
Batman: That pain on one person prevents the death of others.
Jonn: Only on a certain path.
Jonn: All sucum though.
Batman: No. Not me.
Batman: How would you feel...if you were to cause the death of your entire species?
Jonn: what makes you think that I was not?
Jonn: these are matters of perspective. And in War.
Jonn: Nothing is civil.
Batman: J'onn, you're a good man. If the burden of killing your entire race was your fault. It would show.
Jonn: Ah.
Batman: Much worse than it does in me.
Jonn: But pig headed and stuborness is a trait we share my friend.
Jonn: The Martians had the means. All along to leave.
Batman: pig headed isn't quite the term I would use.
Jonn: the terminology is correct is it not?
Batman: Determination.
Jonn: when the war came down to it's end where there were fewer than a thousand.
Jonn: The final confrtontation where we locked away the white ones. Those numbers dwindled to me.
Jonn: There were thoughts to leave, undoubtedly. Quickly quashed by the commander.
Jonn: Determination to fight for our home doomed our race.
Jonn: Can these things really be considered victory at such a price?
Batman: No.
Batman: My determination isn't fatal. My determination is to stay true to my cause regardless of the cost it is to me.
Jonn: When the commander was killed in the first wave. I was in charge.
Batman: It's impossible to have a relationship with someone if you cannot commit to the other person.
Jonn: and how do you know this?
Jonn: diferences in ideals? Perspectives? Traits? Hobbies?
Jonn: Whose to say that being alone in the Batmobile cannot change such things?
Batman: It's simple. Successful relationships require two people in an agreement and willingness to recognize each other.
Dr Harleen Quinzel hugs Bats from bheind and giggles
Batman: Be there when they need each other.
Batman: ...
Jonn: and your saying that you cannot?
Batman: -is hugged from behind.-
Jonn: becuase you have the means.
Batman: I can't.
Jonn: Then when you fall, I shall have to contact Shayera to catch you.
Jonn: now time for lunhch and chores.
Batman: -Smiles- I wouldn't want to burden her. If I don't want Nightwing or Robin there, I wouldn't want Shayera there.
Batman: (Smiels^)
Jonn: What if she wants the burden? That causes things to be different.
Batman: No. It doesn't.
Batman: As I stated. The only one I want there, is Kal.
Batman: My funeral is when you're all welcome.
Batman: When I fall, it will be in battle the emotional drain will turn the tide of battle against us. Kal would be the only one able to press on and get the job done.
Batman: Unless. No one except him knew I was done.
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SkywardTriforce: The young female was wondering through the empty streets. Sheets of rain beating down on her. The female shivered, her pearly whites chattering, as she walked. Shelter, she needed shelter. She thought,
as she kept walking. Her eyes landing upon a massive building. The silver hues of her eyes widening as she walked up to the door, clenching her fist and tapping on the door quietly.
SkywardTriforce: ((I have posted. If any of you would like me to repost since you just entered. Just ask. ^^))
ivorykimber: (Pleas repost. :) Thank you.)
SkywardTriforce: The young female was wondering through the empty streets. Sheets of rain beating down on her. The female shivered, her pearly
whites chattering, as she walked. Shelter, she needed shelter. She thought, as she kept walking. Her eyes landing upon a massive building The silver hues of her eyes widening as she walked up to the door, clenching her fist
and tapping on the door quietly.
High Priest Julius: If Misaki posts, I'll be all over that.
icelady: well im bored :/
High Priest Julius: Sorry, just not into you.
icelady: i wasn't specificly talking to you, but anyway
High Priest Julius: Anybody?
ivorykimber: Anybody what?
High Priest Julius: Oh well.
Superman has entered A Wrong Turn (Rape RP) at 1:52 am
Batman: (So...lets get a group RP going...)
Batman: (I'll play a victim if you want...)
Superman: (Yeah. I can be stuck in a room with Kryptonite and dying slowly.)
Loverforyaoi: I wanna be the victim )
Batman: (Oh, okay. So we have a victim. Anyone wanna step up and be the attacker?)
Tommy Duran has left A Wrong Turn (Rape RP) at 2:00 am
Batman: (Guess he got tired.)
Batman: (So Julius, Kimber, either of you gonna play the attacker?)
Superman: (I'm sure that's what it is.)
ivorykimber: (Im not really into that role, sorry)
Princess Jasmine: Hello
Batman: Hello, Princess.
Princess Jasmine: You are playing a herm ?
Batman: No.
Batman: I'm Batman.
Ultimate Valkyrie: Oh, and I had a little bit of a revalation last night while thinking over our discussion. Bill Gates. A man who has used over half of his net worth, roughly 36 billion dollars, in charities that vary from helping children, to education, to... damn near anything. He's an open atheist. But I mean, Bill Gates, he's made such a little contribution to technology, so you probably haven't ever forked over money in support of him before.
Ultimate Valkyrie: It was just one of those things I had let phase my mind.
Ultimate Valkyrie: Anywho. Carry on.
Batman: Bill Gates can write that 36 billion as a tax right off. He doesn't do it out of good, he does it out of self preservation.
Batman: write off^
Ultimate Valkyrie: Haha, if you say so.
Batman: I know so.
Batman: Do you think Warren Buffet gets by simply because he's rich? No. He gets by because he 1. Doesn't pay his taxes. 2. He uses loop holes in the system such as "Donations" to receive tax returns and deductions.
Ultimate Valkyrie: Warren Buffet gets by because of the Regan-esque tax cuts directed at people of his wealth.
Batman: And he doesn't pay his taxes
Ultimate Valkyrie: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffett_Rule
Batman: He's backed up since 2002
Batman: www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/29/warren-buffett-taxes-berkshire-hathaway_n_941099.html
Ultimate Valkyrie: I didn't know you read Huff Post. I thought that was just a liberal thing.
Batman: -shrug-
Batman: If I gave you Foxnews, you wouldn't believe it
Batman: But, they both reported same issue.
Ultimate Valkyrie: Good point
Batman: So...Tell me how does it work...
Batman: that a guy who doesn't pay his taxes...decides to tell us how we use pay our taxes?
Batman: we should pay our taxes?^
Ultimate Valkyrie: Actually, Berkshire Hathaway isn't his name. That's the businesses name, if you didn't know.
Batman: ...
Ultimate Valkyrie: Just making sure.
Batman: You do know....Since 2002....Bush made it mandatory that CEO's are responsible for the treasury reports of businesses....right?
Batman: Not just because it's a good business practice, because it's accountability to someone who should know
what's going on and how the company is functioning.
Batman: Buffett is like a typical liberal who uses double standards. Everyone else should pay higher taxes while he
doesn't have to.
Ultimate Valkyrie: Lolol, no please. Do tell how much taxes you forked over last year.
Batman: I could probably tell you what my parents did.
Batman: But see....
Ultimate Valkyrie: Nope.
Ultimate Valkyrie: Not parents. You.
Ultimate Valkyrie: Sure, i'm sure you've got student loans (as do I.)
Batman: Some 40% of our country pays for 71% of the taxes in our country.
Batman: Nope. I don't.
Ultimate Valkyrie: Scholarships and grants? That's awesome.
Ultimate Valkyrie: Not everyone is as lucky.
Batman: Nope
Batman: Actually, I might get some scholarships this year...
Batman: may
Batman: maybe
Ultimate Valkyrie: But my point is, I don't like to be slandered. I do work my ass of. Shit, I've worked 32+ hours in the
past 3 days. So I, in turn, pay my fair share of taxes.
Ultimate Valkyrie: While going to college. So having someone who doesn't tell me what kind of person I am for not paying mine?
Ultimate Valkyrie: It's a little frustrating.
Batman: No. You're just a pawn
Batman: you're a tool
Batman: You buy into their double standard, class warfare shit
Ultimate Valkyrie: I'm a pawn? A tool for who? A tool for compassion and understanding? For knowing that people
struggle constantly? With all do respect, fuck you.
Batman: Compassion by taking money from someone who was successful and supporting jobs and handing it (Give it away) to people who don't run a business, who don't create jobs, who don't do ANYTHING to support society.
Batman: Understanding....You think a country can survive by people being given money from the government....
Batman: Obama says "Small business is important for American's future." but then he passes a mandatory healthcare
bill that will effectively kill Small jobs because they won't be able to afford it
Batman: He says one thing but does something else. That's what liberals do
Doctor Fate: example: Zod attacks a city, Superman goes to fight him. Zod can't physically beat Superman, he burns the city to the ground before Superman can stop him. He is broken, beaten and sent back to the phantom zone...who wins in the long run.
Batman: Zod. Because Superman feels that he had failed
Batman: but, he'll be optimistic that Zod is dealt with
Doctor Fate: exactly.
Batman: You know...
Batman: We're a classic example of Batman talking to Batman
Doctor Fate: yeah we are, two different Universes speaking with each other.
Doctor Fate: we don't agree on everything, but to the core we are alike.
The Icecream Man: -Kicks in the door!- MR.Wayne!
Bruce Wayne: Huh?
The Icecream Man: -Points-
The Icecream Man: -Leaves-
Bruce Wayne: ....
The Icecream Man: Next time....you...
Bruce Wayne: Sorry if I slept with your supermodel girlfriend...
The Icecream Man: I loved her T_T!
Bruce Wayne: Well, it'll please you to know....nothing happened.
Bruce Wayne: She passed out before we could do anything.
Bruce Wayne: Not even foreplay...
The Icecream Man: YOu bastard, you slept with her!
Bruce Wayne: No. Actually I played on the computer while she slept.
The Icecream Man: -Flips a table at him!- GET SOMMEE!
Bruce Wayne: Being a CEO, I had accounting papers and such to deal with
Bruce Wayne: -Strikes the table to dodge it.- Whoa.
Bruce Wayne: (strafes^)
The Icecream Man: Hehe...that is real cute...
Bruce Wayne: O.o
Bruce Wayne: Are you going to shout that it's "wrong?"
The Icecream Man: Oh my god, I wish I was...
